so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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