so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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