I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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