I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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