so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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