I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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