He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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