I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
