Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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