Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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