I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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