its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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