I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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