wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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