glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
