What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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