how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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