normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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