Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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