Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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