i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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