Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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