You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Also, beer. Big fan.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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