Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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