Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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