I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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