He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
