And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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