What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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