I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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