found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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