So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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