Small penises have feelings too.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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