he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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