He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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