kristin has been a bad kristin
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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