It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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