I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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