You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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