Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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