Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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