I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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