WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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