Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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