yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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