i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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