If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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