I want to stick my p in your. b.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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