You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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