it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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