I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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