Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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