Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Randomize
