I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
it's great music for shaving your balls
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
